What If ???
a broad asks a man to marry her and in lieu of a carat ( full ) diamond
ring ( around my neck , pluck it l am a pheasant ) he wanted a mans gift ,
you know , the kind that keeps on giving , what should he ask for ??? (
whats a carat ring set in platinum , hung , on a platinum chain , built by
the best , WORTH ? ) just crown me .
for you hot gents.the gifts that keep on giving.
a soap on a rope.
a clean towel from a motel.
a carton of cigarettes.
a gift card to hometown buffet.
a case of beer. an all access pass to all of the adult entertainment conventions, especially to the one in vegas. a gift card to taco bell. an american apparel tightie in colors like eggplant & fuschia, maybe the teal might suit ur buns. a box of baby wipes for those days that you don't feel the need to do a full blown shower but just a touch up. gum from costco for many nights of halitosis.the ladies ain't into the halitosis. technology. men like tech stuff & cream their corn over this. a box of knapkins.for gawd is sake, can you not wipe with ur shirt? some cologne like brut, old spice, canoe, english leather. maybe a pair of leather chaps. stainless steel utensils cuz plastic ain't cuttin' the steak. oh! steak! meat!! flojos/flip flops/sandals cuz no more barefootin' for you! hangover remedies inherited down from many generations. a watch.do you know what time it is, young man? detergent.wash ur clothes already.they smell. beano.that stunt you pulled after the super mex was not cool man.not cool at all. a harem of chicks, broads, babes, hunnies, foxes, etc. hope this helps out a bit.hope it crowned you like jimmy king!
You have to learn that if you refer to women in insulting
terms, such as ''broad,'' they will not want to talk to you let alone
consider marrying you..
Good luck with that daydream..
Have a good day.
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